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From: Bluuuue Rajah <Bluuuuue@Rajah.>
Date: Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:54:27 GMT
Local: Sun, Mar 8 2009 6:54 pm
Subject: Re: Liberal Jew gunman kills pastor in Illinois church shooting
"Grizzlie Antagonist" <lloydsofhanf...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:IMUsl.11986$hc1.2436@flpi150.ffdc.sbc.com: > "User 42" <newsn...@yoohoo.com> wrote in message The OP knows he was a liberal Jew, because the voice of God in his head > news:Xns9BC875FF152BBc6e9f@127.0.0.1... >> http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-03-08-church-shooting_N.htm >> MARYVILLE, Ill. - Illinois State Police say a pastor was shot and >> In a telephone interview, Jeff Ross, a lay minister at the First >> "He's gone home to be free with the Lord," Ross said. >> Parishioners tackled the gunman, who wounded himself with a knife, >> Master Trooper Ralph Timmins says the man walked down the aisle >> Timmins said the man fatally shot Winters once before the gun jammed, >> Churchgoers tried to subdue the attacker, and two of them were >> Timmins said officials don't know whether Winters and the suspect >> Ross said that over the last 21 years, Winters built the congregation >> Winters was married and had two daughters, Ross said. Winters had led >> Ross described the church as occupying a suburban location about 18 >> Winters, he said, "was on fire for the Lord. He only worried about >> He said he and other church members were praying for the gunman. > Are you trying to pass off a genuine news item as a joke? > Are you trying to parody anti-Semitism? > The gunman isn't even named, and the odds against the gunman being said so. Besides, everybody knows that liberal Jews are all a bunch of crazy gun nuts, and if he wasn't a liberal Jew, then he must have been a liberal feminist gun nut, a liberal tree-hugging gun nut, a liberal Unitarian gun nut, a liberal abortionist gun nut or a liberal stem cell researcher gun nut. There's no way he coul been someone the pastor knew, because the voice You must Sign in before you can post messages.
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