Rush Limbaugh has got himself a stalker, a mysterious blonde named Melanie.

The caretaker of the conservative mouth’s compound on the north side of Palm
Beach called 911 about 3:45 p.m. Wednesday to report that the woman in a car
tried to drive onto the property when the stately gates opened to let in Rush’s
Maybach.

The caretaker, Edwin Domingo, described the stalker as white, between 30 and 40
years old. She’s named Melanie. No last name is available.

According to 911 dispatch records, the woman drives a new white sedan of
undetermined make. She vanished before Palm Beach cops arrived.

Limbaugh, the strongest Republican voice since last November’s party debacle,
seems Zen-like about it — even if he admitted she has become “a problem.”

“I’ll deal with it,” he e-mailed Page2Live Thursday. “Part of the territory.”

He didn’t comment further and didn’t tell  how he knows the stalker’s first
name.

The woman also came by Tuesday, and may be stalking El Rushbo since November.

According to Palm Beach PD records, Limbaugh’s helpers sent cops a picture of
the woman three months ago. A police spokeswoman said the picture couldn’t be
released because an investigation is under way.

“We did receive a picture from a surveillance video on the property,” said PBPD
spokeswoman Janet Kinsella. “But it’s of very poor quality, very dark and
grainy. We’re still trying to identify her.”

According to a dispatcher’s report of Wednesday’s incident, the woman had been
tailing Limbaugh through the tony island as he returned home from his afternoon
show (heard here on WJNO-AM 1290).

Cops rushed to the area but couldn’t find anything.

Strange: Kinsella tells me the caretaker declined to answer questions when
police arrived.

Ann Coulter, wasn’t you, was it?