>>> <AJJa...@gmail.com> wrote in message >>> news:ac722505-32c3-44d8-a5e0-40b37d31ef1b@b16g2000yqb.googlegroups.com... >>> On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: >>>> Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. >>>> Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch >>>> her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of >>>> all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet >>>> underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
>>>>Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
>>> Ever see that Mr. Bean movie, where he gets the turkey stuck on his head? >>> I bet you could do that with her.
>>Why would you want to stick her head in a turkey?
>So she knows how her babies feel?
So he has something to keep his head warm in the winter months?
> Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
That's the best troll I've seen in a long long time. Love the screen name, LOL.
> On Sun, 15 Feb 2009 19:26:53 -0400, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote:
>>Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. >>Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch >>her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of >>all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet >>underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
> Watch the headers. This is being trolled to groups in which it doesn't > belong
Well, one was the wrestling group, so I guess that does fit...in a weird way
>"benrrrrrrrrand, esq" <p...@circumstance.org> wrote in message >news:gvqjp4t2v9jl6nq3j18ch1d9lht8qaf2jg@4ax.com... >> On Mon, 16 Feb 2009 14:30:16 -0800 (PST), "David E. Powell" >> <David_Powell3...@msn.com> wrote:
>>>On Feb 16, 5:01 pm, "benrrrrrrrrand, esq" <p...@circumstance.org> >>>wrote: >>>> On Mon, 16 Feb 2009 18:47:51 GMT, "BaJoRi" <baronjos...@aol.com> >>>> wrote:
>>>> >Ever see that Mr. Bean movie, where he gets the turkey stuck on his >>>> >head? I >>>> >bet you could do that with her.
>>>> You ever see a 747 hangar at the airport?
>>>You do know a C-Section doesn't come out of there....
>> Quit trying to spoil the vagina jokes man!
>I just can't seem to shake the image of her riding around like the turkey >ion the Mr Bean movie, on some guys head. It's rather frightening.
> Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
This is one of those "what you say to your dog" and "what your dog hears" isn't it?
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> > "Rrrr!" <r...@roar.rrr> wrote in message > >news:ir8hp4l0ch6chahc9in6pn1po2g1onlv5t@4ax.com... > >> Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. > >> Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch > >> her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of > >> all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet > >> underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
> > It'd be like putting a pencil in a subway tunnel.
> Oh dude, you really shouldn't have said that. Allow me to start:
> "You're at least half right (i.e. the pencil part)."
Actually, I think the colloquial phrase is "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway." Socks
AJJa...@gmail.com wrote: > On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: > > Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. > > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch > > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of > > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet > > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
> Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
All women are loose. My sphincter is tighter than any pussy and I can squeeze it together and subsequently milk you dry.
AJJa...@gmail.com wrote: > On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: > > Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. > > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch > > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of > > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet > > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
> Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
>All women are loose. My sphincter is tighter than any pussy >and I can squeeze it together and subsequently milk you dry.
> AJJa...@gmail.com wrote: >> On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: >> > Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. >> > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch >> > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of >> > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet >> > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
>> Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
> All women are loose. My sphincter is tighter than any pussy > and I can squeeze it together and subsequently milk you dry.
Darkwing wrote: > "Archie Leach" <arc...@archieleach.hyperoffice.com> wrote in message > news:a9c86671-8b12-45ad-a0c1-9c27d256ac44@e1g2000pra.googlegroups.com... > AJJa...@gmail.com wrote: > > On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: > > > Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. > > > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch > > > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of > > > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet > > > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
> > Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
> >All women are loose. My sphincter is tighter than any pussy > >and I can squeeze it together and subsequently milk you dry.
JimmyM wrote: > I haven't tried it and I'm knocking it. You don't have to eat a turd > to know it tastes like shit. If you like guys fucking you in the ass, > go to town with my blessing. But let's be real here...I can say with > 100% positiveness that I don't want any part of it.
JimmyM wrote: > On Sat, 7 Mar 2009 07:07:13 -0800 (PST), Archie Leach > <arc...@archieleach.hyperoffice.com> wrote:
> >Darkwing wrote: > >> "Archie Leach" <arc...@archieleach.hyperoffice.com> wrote in message > >> news:a9c86671-8b12-45ad-a0c1-9c27d256ac44@e1g2000pra.googlegroups.com... > >> AJJa...@gmail.com wrote: > >> > On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: > >> > > Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. > >> > > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch > >> > > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of > >> > > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet > >> > > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
> >> > Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
> >> >All women are loose. My sphincter is tighter than any pussy > >> >and I can squeeze it together and subsequently milk you dry.
> >> -vomit-
> >Don't knock it until you've tried it, honey.
> I haven't tried it and I'm knocking it. You don't have to eat a turd > to know it tastes like shit. If you like guys fucking you in the ass, > go to town with my blessing. But let's be real here...I can say with > 100% positiveness that I don't want any part of it.
Honey, you would love my turdcutter. All you breeder boys claim to be sickened by gay sex, but a couple of drinks and you would be eating out of my hand and enjoying my man pussy more than you've ever enjoyed anything.
> JimmyM wrote: >> On Sat, 7 Mar 2009 07:07:13 -0800 (PST), Archie Leach >> <arc...@archieleach.hyperoffice.com> wrote:
>> >Darkwing wrote: >> >> "Archie Leach" <arc...@archieleach.hyperoffice.com> wrote in >> >> message >> >> news:a9c86671-8b12-45ad-a0c1-9c27d256ac44@e1g2000pra.googlegroups.c >> >> om... AJJa...@gmail.com wrote: >> >> > On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: >> >> > > Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. >> >> > > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want >> >> > > to pinch her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. >> >> > > But most of all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses >> >> > > and hugs. I bet underneath all that girlyness she's a real >> >> > > animal in bed.
>> >> > Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
>> >> >All women are loose. My sphincter is tighter than any pussy >> >> >and I can squeeze it together and subsequently milk you dry.
>> >> -vomit-
>> >Don't knock it until you've tried it, honey.
>> I haven't tried it and I'm knocking it. You don't have to eat a turd >> to know it tastes like shit. If you like guys fucking you in the >> ass, go to town with my blessing. But let's be real here...I can say >> with 100% positiveness that I don't want any part of it.
> Honey, you would love my turdcutter. All you breeder boys claim to > be sickened by gay sex, but a couple of drinks and you would be eating > out of my hand and enjoying my man pussy more than you've ever > enjoyed anything.
And dead with AIDS at some point. Sane men don't stick their dicks in other men's asses.
> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:00:15 +0100, "M@gd@" > <pikroda...@gmail.com.hello> wrote:
>>On Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:17:11 -0500, in alt.support.childfree, NG-USER-777 >><NGUSER...@net.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> ... JimmyM wrote: >> ... >> ... > I haven't tried it and I'm knocking it. You don't have to eat a >> turd >> ... > to know it tastes like shit. If you like guys fucking you in the >> ass, >> ... > go to town with my blessing. But let's be real here...I can say >> with >> ... > 100% positiveness that I don't want any part of it. >> ... >> ... Thou does protest too much!
>>Four lines will never be too much.
> Right! I think this douchebag just wants my ass real badly.
>>Darkwing wrote: >>> "Archie Leach" <arc...@archieleach.hyperoffice.com> wrote in message >>> news:a9c86671-8b12-45ad-a0c1-9c27d256ac44@e1g2000pra.googlegroups.com... >>> AJJa...@gmail.com wrote: >>> > On Feb 15, 3:26 pm, Rrrr! <r...@roar.rrr> wrote: >>> > > Yeah she's kind of kooky, a little goofy, but she's very cute. >>> > > Adorable, even. Her girlish voice and demeanor make you want to pinch >>> > > her cheeks and give her a little smack on her bottom. But most of >>> > > all, she makes you want to smother her with kisses and hugs. I bet >>> > > underneath all that girlyness she's a real animal in bed.
>>> > Yea but I bet its real loose down there after that many kids.
>>> >All women are loose. My sphincter is tighter than any pussy >>> >and I can squeeze it together and subsequently milk you dry.
>>> -vomit-
>>Don't knock it until you've tried it, honey.
>I haven't tried it and I'm knocking it. You don't have to eat a turd >to know it tastes like shit. If you like guys fucking you in the ass, >go to town with my blessing. But let's be real here...I can say with >100% positiveness that I don't want any part of it.
What if guy who wanted to be milked dry was in DEVO? -- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
> On Sun, 08 Mar 2009 08:00:15 +0100, "M@gd@" > <pikroda...@gmail.com.hello> wrote:
>> On Sat, 07 Mar 2009 19:17:11 -0500, in alt.support.childfree, NG-USER-777 >> <NGUSER...@net.com> arranged some electrons, so they looked like this:
>> ... JimmyM wrote: >> ... >> ... > I haven't tried it and I'm knocking it. You don't have to eat a turd >> ... > to know it tastes like shit. If you like guys fucking you in the ass, >> ... > go to town with my blessing. But let's be real here...I can say with >> ... > 100% positiveness that I don't want any part of it. >> ... >> ... Thou does protest too much!
>> Four lines will never be too much.
> Right! I think this douchebag just wants my ass real badly.
He'll have a hard time telling the difference between your head and your ass, Jocko.
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